Look s like another case
of a lover s leap of logic
there s nothing new,
nothing new in the news

that you made me
the global village idiot
anyone can see

let me flick through
the National Geographic
maybe there s someone somewhere
feels as bad as me
up in the Andes
down in the Marianas Trench
there s people counting their blessings
they re not me

cos you made me
the global village idiot
anyone can see

it s not hard
you don t need your glasses to see
that I m the sucker on the end of Cupid s arrow

cos you made me
the global village idiot
anyone can see